E (indignant): "I did not have a meltdown. Only ice cubes can melt down".
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When discussing future vacation destinations.
E: "I just want to go home. Home makes me happy. (pause). Also Ikea. Ikea makes me happy too."
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On Daddy's profession.
E: I want to work like Daddy and sit in a big big office and eat chocolate.
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Listening to the song 'Don't Speak' by Gwen Stefani.
E: What does this song mean? Why does it hurt?
M: She says that she doesn't want hear what the person is saying because it might hurt her feelings.
E: Does your feelings hurt?
M: No, because you only say nice things.
E: Um, maybe it's because you don't hear me. If you hear me then your feelings might get hurt.
M: Do you say mean things?
E: No, but you should still try to hear me.
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What he wants to be when he grows up.
E: "Mommy so I can cook spirals ( what he calls the imitation crab pieces in udon) and waffles."