Upon entering E's room after his nap.
Me: Hmm...did someone go boopsies? (our word for going #2...don't ask how we arrived at this term).
Ethan: No, silly Mommy. It was only a little fart.
Running into our bedroom with his lovey, YaYa.
E: YaYa is my best friend!
Me: That's sweet. And how about Mommy? Am I one of your best friends too?
E: No. Mommy is just a friend. YaYa is my BEST friend.